If you aspire to your young child growing up to deface your home town why not offer them an insight into graffiti art at an early age with this Street Art Colouring Book that comes with large format photos for them to colour in with the provided jumbo pencils.

The idea of using steam powered catapults to propel aircraft from the decks of ships was first devised by Commander Colin Mitchell of the Royal Navel Volunteer Reserve and was first trailed in 1950 – whereas this electronic paper plane launcher made by Willow Tree Toys, wasn’t.

Firstly we feel that we ought to point out that whilst some may doubtless find this drip style alcohol dispenser to be in especially bad taste we cannot help but think that there’s a certain irony here that the product site has so patently missed – or, to put it …

Whilst no where near as geeky as the previously featured Animated Space Invaders Doormat or the Globright Digital Doormat, this curious artificial grass doormat, which comes complete with artificial daises (seriously), is sure to raise a smile from those visiting your humble abode.

As far as lighters go this pig styled gas lighter is one of the oddest we’ve come across here at TFTS – still, if getting a light from a swine is something that appeals to you I suppose that this particular gadget will prove rather more productive than venturing to …

If you keenly watch your weight and simply cannot envisage getting out of bed without reaffirming how fat you are (or aren’t) then this mini travel alarm clock with integral BMI (Body Mass Indicator) is just what you need – or, conversely, is just what you can do without.

We can only hope that, should the world ever explode, the only thing left floating in the cold vacuum of space to serve as testimony to our being and all that we have achieved is not the likes of this insanely tacky electronic parrot doorbell that greets visitors with either …

According to the manufactures of the Exideal, displaying a series of coloured patterns via a screen composing of 280 LEDs, whilst looking like a bizarre animated homage to particularly awful wallpaper of bygone eras, actually has health benefits and can even ‘permeate the vitamins and collagen in your skin’ thus …