Mass Effect Garrus Character Gets Plushie, Loses Tough Guy Reputation

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Us, we would have maybe liked to have seen an action figure with accurate scarring and torn armor, interchangeable weapons, maybe even a retractable eye-scope, but this right here is a work of shrewd genius. We’re not exactly sure what the plan behind it was, but if we had made this thing, it would only have served one purpose: get the wife to like Mass Effect so we can have a back up co-op partner in case our best bud gets sick, duh. What, there’s no co-op in Mass Effect 3 we hear you say?

Remember that Mass Effect multiplayer rumor that just won’t die? Well, we figure there’s a 50/50 chance that multiplayer is actually co-op right? So that’s a 25% chance ME 3 will have co-op, which is low enough, but the 50/50 chance our co-op buddy is incapacitated for any reason puts our chances of playing Mass Effect 3 co-op at a measly 12.5%, which is just unacceptable. Unless Mass Effect 3 won’t have co-op after all, in which case, boy, is our face red. By the way, this isn’t commercially available, it’s just something deviantART user Eitanya whipped up.