Upskirt! Coming To iPhone, It's Exactly What You Think It Is

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Yes, there are some guys who are making an iPhone game called Upskirt! about swiping cartoon girls’ skirts up with your finger. We’ll wait while you fight off the uncontrollable weeping for humanity and future generations. The company is a start-up from the Philippines, named Spotcat Studios, which means somebody actually built a company in order to release this specific game, and then named it a synonym for a word commonly used to describe female genitalia next to a bright source of light and/or a verb meaning to locate and/or concentrate attention on. We’re guessing this just flies through the approval process, unlike some other delinquent Apps, but in fine company to be sure.

Yeah, you’re right, maybe we’re reading too much into this. Because these guys have shown so much class and restraint so far. Let’s see what their game wishes to accomplish: “a skirt-flipping game that uses the touch capabilities of iPhone/iPod touch to allow swipes and lift up skirts”. Tell us more of what we can expect from this game, oh Filipino copywriter: ‘enticing sceneries, cool pop and funky sounds and graphics, and some beautiful and gorgeous skirt-wearing young ladies’. Right, no dungarees-wearing ladies then for sure. Also, see if you can spot the celebrity in the picture, somewhere to the left.