Watch Zelda Ocarina Of Time & Co. On Nintendo 3DS Played By Squealing Japanese People

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You’re about to go through some conflicting emotions, but whenever the squealing (cackling, giggling, we don’t even know what to call it) starts drilling into your psyche just keep your eyes on the prize… 2D footage of multiple world’s most adequate racing series award winner Ridge Racer. In 3D. But there are other games on offer too. Some of them you even care about.

But the cackling’s not even half as disturbing as seeing the analog stick on the 3DS. It’s like one of those comics where the hero loses an arm, then completely destroys a robot, leaving only a lot of debris and a robotic arm, then he looks at the arm, and then at his stump and he gets this gleam in his eye.  And the next panel he’s silhouetted against a sunrise with it all grafted to his arm and stuff. And we totally can’t picture the mild-mannered, Crossword puzzle playing, classic novel reading DS doing that to the PSP. Because in our spare time we sometimes imagine what our portables would be like if they were people. And robots. And don’t even pretend like you don’t. Ah yes, videos: