Thanko's USB Butt Cooler Cushion Released

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I love Thanko. I really do. They’ll hook most anything on Earth up to a USB cable and make it do something once you plug it into your computer. This time, they’re going to offer you something really great–a seat-cooling cushion. And lest anyone think I’m stooping to crude language to get attention, I assure you the device in question really is named the “Butt Cooler Cushion”.

Thanko’s Butt Cooler Cushion is pretty much what it says on the box–you plug it into your computer’s USB port, and a fan attached to the front of the cushion (distressingly close to your crotch from the look of it) pulls in air and recirculates it throughout your nethers, thus cutting down on the still, moist air that’s currently settling around your situpon as we speak.

And even better, with the aid of a cigarette lighter port, you can detach your cushion and take it with you in the car, thus ensuring that your hindquarters swamp will be thoroughly circulated while you drive.

How much will you have to shell out for this kind of rump comfort? Why, just $60 is all that stands between you and a well-chilled behind.