The Doritos Tablet: All You Need to Know About It Before Buying

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So, yes, I guess you already know that starting today you’ll be able to pre-order Apple’s iPad. But in case you have something else in mind then you might be interested to check out the Doritos Tablet (video below the brake).

As you can see from the video embedded below, the original Doritos chip revolutionized everything: “it’s triangular, it’s mobile, it’s sexy.” And that’s how the Doritos Tablet was conceived. One of the most important features is the multitaste interface which I’m sure that no other tablet can offer. So if you’re ready to experience the Doritos spice 2.0 then you can go ahead and forget everything you knew about the iPad or any of its other competitors.

Now wasn’t that fun? It sure beats the Hitler-vs-iPad video in my book and it definitely goes to show that the iPad has made a big impression even before actually being available in stores for people to “taste.”

And since I definitely want to keep this humorous tone since it’s basically morning in most parts of the world and we don’t want to stress you too much with tech facts over coffee, here’s what the “iPad Buyer’s Guide” in haiku format, which Gizmodo just happened to put out, says:

16GB iPad Wi-Fi: $499
Carry just enough
Online when you’re near Wi-Fi
Buy without a huff

32GB iPad Wi-Fi: $699
If you have six bills
And don’t think 3G is key,
You are taking pills.

64GB iPad Wi-Fi: $599
More space than you’ll use,
Without a constant net link
Save your cash for booze.

16GB iPad 3G: $629
Too high of a price,
Too little space to save things.
Sorry, Jobs. No dice.

32GB iPad 3G: $729
Just enough, no more;
GPS to find your way.
This One we adore.

64GB iPad 3G: $829
The highest price
point’s probably not a good start.
First gens disappoint.

Well you can always pre-order the Wi-Fi iPad today or you can wait a while longer for the 3G to hit. Whatever the case may be, make sure you choose wisely. And make sure you come back and tell us what tablet you bought and why!

Picture from Gizmodo