Sega Toys Uchiage Hanabi Castrates the Fireworks Show [Mini Projector Provides Simulated Fun]

If you’ve ever thought about inventing a device that projects simulated fireworks on your walls and ceilings you probably work for Sega Toys. Because I’m pretty sure that no one ouside of the land of Hello Kitty would ever come up with such a lame idea. I won’t let the fact that I just don’t get this product stand in the way of the info. After all, that’s why I’m here.

Sega Toys announced recently that it would begin selling the Uchiage Hanabi fireworks projector. Supposedly, this thing uses 5 customizable projection lenses to beam moving fireworks onto the surface of your choice. It even has a nifty little feature that tracks the “firework” from launch to explosion so you can see the little dot of light trace up the wall before it “explodes”. It also claims that you …”can make a full fireworks show, complete with sounds, that is never rained out and can be shown year round.” I know I always get a craving for fireworks around February, so this would be perfect.

So how can you get your hands on the Uchiage Hanabi before they are sold out? Head over to www.japantrendshop.com where for a mere $168 (+$42 for shipping) you will be well on your way to experiencing the greatest simulated fireworks show you have ever seen. Rumor has it that Sega Toys is also hard at work on a personal cleansing simulator that is said to be able to project soap and water onto your body giving you a virtual “freshly showered” feeling.