Chinavasion Decorative Digiframe [Crass Style, Cheap at Half the Price]

We’re not, rest assured, going to dwell on this monstrosity of a digital photo frame any longer than is necessary (not that this post is necessary, really) but we simply couldn’t pass up on featuring it if only because an entire week has past without us taking a pop at a product we loathe and established traditions really ought to be adhered to, if only for some sense of continuality.

Looking like the wedding cake your grandmother would have baked for your wedding if you hadn’t of skilfully out manoeuvred her by ordering one well in advance, we are somewhat surprised that this 7″ digital photo frame doesn’t actually come with its own net curtains though, in fairness, in being a decidedly plastic, tacky affair, perhaps Chinavasion came to the (rightful) conclusion that, really, they had pushed things up the darkened ally of insipid tackiness just about as far as even they dare go (and that’s quite far, by anyone’s standards).

Apparently ‘beautifully designed to impress and to show just how much you care’, though if anyone gave me this I’d come to an altogether differing conclusion, this 7″ 480×234 resolution multimedia ‘7 Inch Decorative Digital Photo Frame’ offers MP3, WMA, MPEG, DIVX, XVID and AVI (as well as JPEG) file format support and comes with 128MB of integrated memory, 4-in-1 card reader, mini USB port and headphone jack and will set you back around 44GBP (with discounts being offered on bulk purchases).

Now you will form an orderly queue, won’t you?