Urusakunai Kata Mic USB Microphone for Nintendo Wii

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Let it not be said that, in the past, having had, or rather, succumbed to a few beers, I haven’t felt the urge to share my vocal talents with the masses thanks to a little tanked-up karaoke action. But, whilst my voice boasts the harmonic range of an operatic songbird (imagine a male Katherine Jenkins covered in feathers – shudder) that certainly could not be said of many of the other participants – and this is where this Japanese Urusakunai Kata Mic, which in actuality, has been developed specifically for – but is not limited to – use with Nintendo’s Wii console, could prove particularly humane.

Looking like a curious S&M pleasure device that leaves you in a quandary – because you suspect you think you know what its supposed to do, but are not exactly sure – the Urusakunai Kata Mic sports USB connectivity and, thanks to the somewhat overbearing mouthpiece attachment, when paired with a set of headphones will allow you to reel out your particularly inspired punk infused renditions of YMCA whilst performing robotics to you heart’s content without anyone else having to suffer actually listen to you.

Of course, alternatively, you could always shout sing into the Urusakunai Kata Mic whilst listening to something completely different altogether using a set of headphones plugged into, say, your iPod, thus transforming you from a masochist into a sadist courtesy of the good old Universal Serial Bus – depending on what you really think about those around you (unless they’re extended family, in which case it goes without saying they’ve probably asked for it).

The call is yours to make, as is the call as to whether to even to fork out the equivalent of $35 in order to own the Urusakunai Kata Mic in the first place being that, ultimately, you’re going to be the one that suffers.