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Traffic Wand Doubles Up As Budget Lightsaber For Cash Stripped Jedi Knights

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What is a cash stripped Jedi Knight to do in these times of financial insecurity (I mean, Lightsabers don’t come cheap and we can’t all rely on hand-me-downs)? Well, the Korean store Funshop could have the answer thanks to their especially low budget lightsabers which (in order to put those from the Dark Side off the scent, no doubt) have been cunningly disguised as Traffic Wands – but we saw through their clever rouse, oh yes we did, Master.

obi wan with budget lightsaber traffic wand

Handy not only for those impromptu and especially inconvenient duels but also for directing traffic (interstellar or otherwise), these Fenix Traffic Wands might look like a cheap plastic tube that you place on the end of a torch which serves to light them up, but, in actuality, well okay, that’s exactly what they are but who’s to know? Obviously you’ll have to take responsibility for your own sound effects but its either that or no Lightsaber – and besides, not only are these especially cheap they’re also completely environmentally friendly in being capable of doing no damage whatsoever (unless you try to poke your opponants eye out which, lets be honest here, is hardly behaviour befitting a Jedi is it?).

These cut price Lightsabers Feenix Traffic Wands retail for the equivalent of a mere $2.98.

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