Dry Water Jet Massager Capsule with Integrated 7” LCD Display, DVD Player & iPod Connection

When it comes to taking it easy after a long, hard week at the office few relaxation devices come even vaguely close to the Dry Water Jet Massager which, apart form sporting no less than 28 nozzles (controlled by 28 independent microprocessors) designed to ‘replicate the principles of shiatsu, or ‘finger pressure’ massage’ as they fire against a polymer sheet that serves to provide a water barrier (meaning you won’t even get wet) also comes with integrated 7” LCD display and a DVD player allowing you to watch your favourite movie as those water jets work their magic.

The Dry Water Jet Massager comes in the form of a fibreglass capsule measuring 48″ x 35 1/2″ x 10″ that ensures an all-over-body experience designed to ease stress as well as relieve muscular tension whilst it ‘faithfully recreating the deep-penetrating percussion techniques favored by professional massage therapists’ and, as if that were not enough, it’ll even offer aromatherapy thanks to an integrated aroma diffuser that releases subtle scents from essential oils to help you drift away from your troubles.

And, for those of you with iPods, it’s nice to know that the Dry Water Jet Massager can even connect to your DAP allowing you to lay back inside the capsule and enjoy your favourite music courtesy of the included Bose headphones.

One slight problem – that being that the Dry Water Jet Massager Capsule will set you back a cool $29,500 should you want to succumb to what it undoubtedly a feeling of pure, unadulterated bliss.

Hammacher