ZAK Nudevest – The Inflatable Lifejacket For Naturalists [Nudist Buoyancy Aid]

Naturalists have had it tough when it comes to lifejackets. There they are, wanting to expose everything to everybody and yet the moment they put on a standard lifejacket they find their assets covered up. It’s just not on. Bravo, therefore, for this transparent Nudevest which will allow those intent on letting it all hang out continue to do so whilst yachting, kayaking, windsurfing and so on – thus offering them additional buoyancy whilst not only acting not to limit exposure but also to let the sun shine through (thus avoiding those tell-tale white bits that any discerning naturalist simply cannot abide by).

The Nudevest is made from hardwearing PVC, comes with two adjustable fasteners and comes in a range of sizes (from small to XL) but does not come complete with either an emergency flashlight or whistle which robs us of a number of puns we otherwise would have embraced with fervour. Damn.

The Nudevest retails for around $15/€10/£9.

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