Novel Bread Safe Keeps Your ‘Dough’ Safe

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Those of you who are long-tie readers of TFTS who happen to have especially good memories may recall that we featured another somewhat curious safe (known as a ‘Diversion Safe’) back in March ’07 that’s styled to resemble a lettuce and now we have this Bread Diversion Safe to add to our collection of safes which, if you’ll excuse us for stating the obvious, makes us just short of a sandwich.

Designed to draw attention to itself in exactly the same way as a traditional safe doesn’t, the Bread Safe comes with a hidden compartment in which your valuables can be stored so that, in the event of a burglary, unless the thief happens to be a little peckish (in which case both your bread and lattice safes could prove more than tempting) you should find that your valuables have been completely overlooked even though they were stored right in front of the thief’s nose.

The Bread Safe is yours for a ‘mere’ $99 (incidentally, rumours of a Baton Baguette, designed to enable you to defend yourself in the event that the thief turns nasty, becoming available soon from the same online portal are seemingly wholly unfounded).

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