Mind Molester & Sonic Nausea Revenge Gadgets [Hell Hath No Fury Like A Geek Scorned]

Whilst we would agree that often it’s best to turn the other cheek, so to speak, there are occasions when your desire to reap revenge upon someone who’s wronged you simply becomes impossible to ignore and, if you happen to be a geek, it’s good to know that you can reap your oh so sweet revenge in a suitably geeky fashion thanks to devices such as these chillingly titled Mind Molester and Sonic Nausea gadgets.

Referred to as ‘schadenfreude’ by the Germans, the gaining of pleasure from someone else’s discomfort is very much the name of the game when it comes to revenge, along, of course, with serving to set boundaries and sock it to someone who, nine times out of ten (we like to think) has it coming, and these revenge gadgets must surely be on the must have list for any discerning geek who is simply not prepared to take being walked over simply laying down.

Have you been pushed too far by someone? Has someone you know called you a ‘nerd’ instead of a ‘geek’? Don’t get mad, get even with these revenge gadgets whilst showing then that geeks are a force to be reckoned with.

Mind Molester Revenge Gadget (Mid Level Revenge)

Billed as ‘an instrument of creative electronic harassment’, the Mind Molester, which is certainly the less extreme of the two devices featured here, works by emitting a very short but powerful 90dB 4.5 KHz sound burst at random intervals and, thanks to its extremely diminutive size, is easy to hide – thus serving to drive your intended target out of their mind as they try to decipher quite where the sonic assault is emanating from.

Just to add to the annoyance factor, the random sound bursts can vary from four to twenty-five minutes between bursts rendering the aural assault wholly unpredictable and all the more annoying.

The Mind Molester is powered by 3 AAA batteries and retails for just under $20.

Sonic Nausea Revenge Gadget (Extreme Level Revenge)

The Sonic Nausea revenge gadget is small, but packs a mighty punch and its use is advised with ‘extreme discretion’ on account of the Sonic Nausea serving to occasion headaches, intense irritation, sweating, imbalance, nausea, and even vomiting in those its employed against thanks to emitting ‘a unique combination of ultra-high frequency sound waves’ that can, quite literally, turn a person’s stomach.

Powered by a single 9v battery the device can also be used with 6 AA batteries via a battery pack (available separately) an extended sonic assault.

The Sonic Nausea retails for just shy of $30.

Both the Mind Molester an the Sonic Nausea are available from Shomer-Tec’s Law Enforcement & Military Equipment site (which gives you an indication that, unlike many gadgets designed to infuriate people for your own amusement, these are not toys). We would also strongly suggest that you ensure that, if you intend to employ these revenge gadgets against someone, you verse yourself with their medical history as (certainly in the case of the latter device) occasioning such as a heart attack in your victim could be considered a little harsh (even by our standards).

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