Lords Prayer Singing Alarm Clock

Some weeks ago we gave brief mention of the Bible Inspiration Alarm Clock which, to be brutally frank, we detested (a harsh word, but apt nonetheless) but, whilst we suggested that this clock was particularly tacky it really has nothing on this appalling Lord’s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock (and, yes, you read that right).

Battery powered, this Lord’s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock is a purely plastic affair, and, apart from sporting the aesthetic sensibilities of a inebriated bull frog in a cosmetics department (we’ve not sure if that works, but we’ll stick with it) promises to relieve you of standard buzzer type alarms that, interestingly, are compared with being equitable to ‘the voice of Satan straight from the pits of Hell’ (you know we just couldn’t make this up if we tried) by singing the Lord’s Prayer to you each morning.

If we had an award for the most tragically pathetic gadget we’ve ever come across, this Lord’s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock, which retails for around $25, would undoubtedly walk away with gold.

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