Bible Inspiration Alarm Clock Wakes You With Religious Quotes And Hymns

In all honesty due to the quality of the image and the pathetically sparse information available concerning this product (the site cannot even be bothered to offer a price, would you believe) we ordinarily would not have posted about this somewhat curious Bible Inspiration Alarm Clock but the simple fact that it’s so very quirky means that we simply could not resist giving it a quick mention here on TFTS.

Shaped like a cross the product site merely states that the Bible Inspiration Alarm Clock ‘has a 5 minute sound chip that plays religious music and quotes inspirational sections from the Bible in order to wake someone up in the morning. 10 different subjects can be accessed that quote randomly on subjects such as grief, hope, faith, fidelity, hard work and other topics of which someone needs inspiration and uplifting’.

Quite a sales pitch (yawn). No price, no details as to operation and examples of quotes - nothing. Needless to say we would link back to the site but, taking a leaf out of their book (and being that they quite obviously haven’t got the time to present their products with any sense of integrity), we just cannot be arsed. Such is life.