Eight Piece Wii Weapon Kit For Virtual Knights, Gladiators and Assassins

Sometimes, after a grueling day at work, it can prove extremely therapeutic to fire up your games console and step away from harsh realities for an hour or two for, by day you may wield little in the way of authority, by night you are a shady hero who reduces dragons to kebabs, stern faced knights of old to cry babies and cold blooded killers to whimpering wrecks – you are a force to be reckoned with.

Now, thanks to this Wii Weapons Kit, you can take things just that little bit further, seemingly in a bid to further emphasise the stark reality of the situation. Yes, you may have cut down an end of level boss the size of Godzilla in a finely tuned series of devastatingly choreographed attacks but far from your mighty broadsword being a razor sharp weapon of mass destruction its actually a somewhat pathetic looking dagger attachment that could barely dispatch a drunk slug let alone reap fatal damage against a goliath of a beast that makes your mother-in-law look positively, and worryingly hospitable.

Still, if you lack imagination this eight piece weapon set developed for the Wii may help you to assume your virtual role with enhanced vigour – though we suspect that, unless you’re especially young, these attachments will merely serve as a rather disheartening reality check just when you don’t need it.

The Eight Piece Wii Weapon Kit, which retails for around $28, comes with an array of weapon attachments including an assortment of daggers, an axe, a gun and even a minuscule shield with which little Jimmy can hopefully defend himself as his younger sister tries to take his eye out.

[Source | Gizmodo]