Futuristic Cordless Mini Massager Looks like Alien Weapon of Mass Destruction

Whilst massaging devices are ten a penny we could not pass up on offering a heads up concerning this particularly space-age looking device, if only because, from a design perspective alone, it looks positively startling with its four illuminated nodes and sumptuously curvaceous form.

The Rechargeable Mini Massager offers four nodes (feet) which illuminate when the device is powered-up (the term ‘powered-up’ seems wholly more fitting than using ‘switched on’) and has been designed to fit snugly in your hand whilst offering what the website refers to as ‘surprisingly powerful vibrations’ (steady on) to ease muscle tension in your neck, shoulders, legs and back.

The device is powered by an on-board rechargeable battery so offers convenient cordless use with a base unit serving to top up the juice whenever the device is stowed.

Frankly we couldn’t really care whether this is a massager or not, we just want one of these gadgets to display in TFTS Towers alongside our Robosapien - and we suspect that this is one gadget that the wife won’t attempt to veto.

The Cordless Mini Massager retails for a very reasonable $24.95.