Chill with the Desktop Vortex Light with Integral 4-Port USB Hub or A Rare Rant Dressed up as a Post

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Let’s assume, for the sake of example (and just off the top of my head), that your website had, like so many others, seen a wholly unjustified loss in page rank from Google’s latest update and that you were feeling rather aggrieved about it, perhaps staring across your desktop at this Vortex Light might cheer you up knowing that, in coming with 4 USB ports, not only is this particular gadget multifunctional but you’re hardly likely to wake up the next morning to find that Google had decided to take away one of the ports for no apparent reason whatsoever.

No, actually, I take that back. Staring at this desktop Vortex Light really wouldn’t help at all.

So what have we achieved here, exactly – apart from managing to sledge-hammer in a wholly tenuous topic merely in a bid to express our frustrations?

Absolutely nothing.

Which, interestingly (I’m working hard to save this post here – bear with me) is exactly what we feel about this particular gadget.

Yes it’s a mini Vortex light and, yes, it comes complete with a 2-port USB hub. But who really cares? I mean, if you’re that hippy-like shouldn’t you be out hugging a tree or something rather than looking to plug yet more peripherals into your computer thus expending yet more of the Earth’s valuable recourses?

No, today, I’m afraid even a wholly redundant amalgamation of functions fused together in yet another pointless desktop gadget really isn’t going to improve my mood in the least.

A mini desktop brewery with integral 4-port USB hub? Well that just might.

As a side note:

Dear Google – if the reason for my page rank loss is due to featuring (wholly unpaid) links on my links page that are deemed as being off topic then here is a link for you thats entirely on-topic:

The Future of Search Engines

There – childish I know, but I feel better already. :-)