Huge Alarm Clock for Deep Sleepers Promises Morning Headaches

As far as alarm clocks go, this Jumbo Twin Bell Alarm Clock could quite possibly be the world’s largest commercially available traditional alarm clock and is sure to wake even the deepest of sleepers with an alarm that could result in structural damage to the surrounding neighbourhood.

Measuring in at a colossal 47cm in height and made from ABS resin and stainless steel this truly huge quartz movement alarm clock weighs in at a hefty 2.6kgs so you’ll need a particularly sturdy bedside unit on which to place it.

Of course, having woken – no doubt with a colossal headache – you’ll hardly want to strap a standard sized watch to your wrist so why not further this seriously over-sized theme by strapping on the previously featured MUSK wrist watch and breaking your wrist in the process?

A thumping headache and a snapped wrist – could there possibly be a better way to start your day?

The Jumbo Twin Bell Alarm Clock retails for ¥10500 which is approximately $91 / £45 / €65 excluding shipping at the time of writing.