Soft Toy Toaster Cell Phone Holder with Toast Wipe

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If you’re forever misplacing your cell phone or you just want to ensure its kept safe and free of scratches and smudges and you happen to have a particular penchant for curious soft toys then this curiously cute Soft Toy Toaster Cell Phone Holder with Toast Wipe could be the answer to your dreams (though if it is, may we respectfully suggest that you get out more).

And, as if having a soft toy toaster cell phone holder isn’t odd enough, this toaster – in an apparent bid to be completely obscure – also happens to have a bears face, complete with ears.

Notwithstanding the complete absurdity of it all (I mean, the toaster doesn’t even appear to have a browning function for goodness sake) this protective cell phone tidy probably does a remarkable job of keeping your cell phone as shiny as the first day you brought it and the fact that it comes complete with a slice of toast (again, with a face) that functions as a soft wipe is surely just the icing on the cake.

Unfortunately, judging by the picture, the soft toy toaster cell phone holder appears to be a little too small to take an iPhone which is probably just as well as you’d only be wiping the touchscreen with a slice of toast every time you touched the damn thing.