Mr & Mrs Computer Keyboard Brush

I forgot my sandwiches for work today so, half starving, I had no option but to resort to my survivalist instincts. My first impulse was to kill and eat my boss but, after some thought, I decided that though, on the whole, the idea had its merits, such behaviour would doubtless have an overtly negative impact on my future career. So I opted for plan B and simply upturned my work keyboard and shook it about for a few seconds.

The result was enough gunk to make a rather fetching, though admittedly somewhat bland risotto. In fact, so much gunk fell out of the keyboard I even had enough to make a pudding which resembled an Apple Crumble (but without the apple).

If the thought of your fingers typing on a keyboard that is positively festering with all manner of gunk is less than appealing to you then you may find these desk gadgets especially handy as, looking like suspects from 70’s low budget crime thriller, Mr and Mrs Computer Keyboard Brush will not only help to remove crumbs (and who knows what) from your computer keyboard they will also offer you mafia like protection from the powers that be (not).