
If I have anything to do with it – and in all honesty, I probably don’t – I’ll be in the market for a new mouse mat fairly soon once I have worked out how to dispose of the mouse mat I presently have without having divorce proceedings instigated against me (on account of the fact that the mouse mat I have was a present from the current Mrs TFTS with a horrifyingly sweet image of our wedding printed on it).
Personally I have my sights set on one of these Ctrl Alt Enter mouse mats which I won’t be owning any time soon – I’m stupid (not least to have written and published the above) though I’m not that stupid - but that doesn’t stop you from adorning your computer desk with one of these decidedly geeky mouse mats.
Alternatively, if you’re looking for a mouse mat featuring an image of a couple of complete strangers staring longingly into each other’s eyes it just so happens that I may be able to help – all for the price of a couple of years of SWAT team protection. (And, in being an act of charity, you’ll even be able to claim the tax back).




