
Having only recently featured the extremely uncomfortable looking Mario Bros computer mouse we couldn’t possibly pass up on featuring yet another mouse that appears to have thrown basic ergonomics well and truly out of the window.
The one fifth scale USB Crash Helmet Computer Mouse, unlike the aforementioned novelty mouse, is at least optical – to the tune of an admittedly unspectacular 800pdi - rather than relying on manual tracking and it even offers a scroll wheel (gasp) with its two buttons, but we cannot imagine just how uncomfortable it would become with prolonged use. One for die hard bikers and racing fans only we suspect.
Available in a range of colours the USB Crash Helmet Optical Computer Mouse retails at ¥2380 (approximately $20).





This style of crash helmet is a Simpson Bandit, made famous by the ‘Stig’ character in BBC’s series ‘Top Gear’. It is not a bike helmet but designed purely for motor racing. Now you know.. as if you cared
Me, care? Surely not? And certainly not enough to moderate your comment with a little tick of a box. But, hold on, that’s exactly what I have done. Therefore, Mike, I must care.
There. The secrets out. (Just don’t tell anybody).