Car Wheel Alarm Clock with Gear Stick

An alternative title for this post would be something along the lines of ‘Why Not to Post Something when Google’s Translation Makes Absolutely No Sense Whatsoever’.
One of the problems with hunting far and wide for original content is that we often have to rely on Google’s translation of a language foreign to us in order to glean the necessary information in order for us to post. And, if the original language happens to be Korean then it has to be said that this invariably results in us tearing our hair out in order to make some kind of sense of the resulting nonsense.
It would, of course, be far easier not to post about items in such cases but when we stumble upon items such as this Car Wheel Alarm Clock complete with Gear Stick we feel obliged to make some kind of sense of the spurious translation so we can feature it here. So, fingers crossed, here goes…

Bound to appeal to petrol-heads, this Car Wheel Alarm Clock, apart from being rather distinctive in design, comes complete with an alarm that will not only wake you to the sound of a roaring engine but will do so whilst spinning the out part of the tire, with the alarm being silenced by means of slipping the gear stick into neutral. Or, at least, that’s what we can gather from this Google translation:
‘When the demonstration is started, under the starting where the tire rotates if when from the commotion one sound the place where it starts be black listen tries to be audible the automobile moves simply I will hang starting where is not the sound and misfortune i will count to step on and isn’t the fact that the alarm sound is audible? It boards in the namely automobile and it operates, all sounds of the process which it starts must come out the egg [lam] with like that. When in addition after departing raising the gear every, also the travelling sound which is exchanged is expressive like that. ‘[u_lo] puts the lever and the sound which steps on the brake with with the voice where the woman is lively “the exorcism wool [ning]! “As this it shouts.’
We appreciate that there is something about a woman in the latter part of that intensely cryptic paragraph but we must hold our hands up and admit that we have absolutely no idea what this means. Any ideas?
If this product is of interest to you, or you would like to read Google’s translation of the product page (Note – have a couple of headache tablets at the ready) you can do so by linking here.
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