All Smiles with the 'Small Face Blade' Gadget

Facebllade Gadget

Miserable? Depressed? TFTS has found the answer and it is sure to bring a smile to your face.Firstly, apologies for the title but according to Google’s translation at least, the ‘Small Face Blade’ is actually this gadget’s name and as I’ll warrant that the majority of you, like me, cannot speak fluent Japanese that’ll have to do. Besides, if Google says that’s what this gadget is called then who are we to argue?

Before and After Image

It’s been a day for rather bizarre gadgets today so let’s go out on a high with this particular offering which is actually a face muscle excising gadget that, from what I can ascertain, will help you to develop an inane smile (the type that says ‘I really don’t like you, never have, and I’m not interested in what you’re saying but I have to be nice so here you go’) just like the woman above.

Nose Shaping Gadget

And if you want to work a little on your nose whilst you’re at it, you may be interested in this gadget as previously featured and pictured above. In fact, why not just use both at the same time on the premise that if you’re going to look stupid anyway, why not look really stupid? Of course, after an afternoon of using these you could find your partner arriving home only to not recognize you at all (on the premise that their partner never smiles and their nose is way bigger).

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