Submersible Phone Handset with Caller ID

It’s nice to know that, in the event of you drowning you can use your last precious stored oxygen to make a call whilst submerged – perhaps, rather thoughtfully (under the circumstances), to order in a pizza for your wife as it was your turn to cook and, let’s face it, you’ll probably be indisposed by the time she gets home (aka dead).

Consisting of a floating handset with rubberised handgrips, the brightly coloured 5.8GHz Expandable Water Submersible Handset Phone (inhale) comes complete with caller ID and call waiting (Sorry, I’m drowning right now, do you mind awfully if I pop you on hold?), 100 name phonebook, speakerphone functionality, 4-way conferencing, intercom between handsets and so on (this list of functions is by no means exhaustive as the phone offers everything you would expect from a full featured handset).

A far safer alternative to these Water Talkies, the Water Submersible Handset Phone retails for $62.26 from Amazon Prime (pizza with extra toppings not included in the price).

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