Dominate with the Motorised Pool Lounger

For many the holiday season looms and thoughts turn to matters such as sun, sand and what inflatable you’re going to dominate the hotel pool with at the expense of all others having made a mad dash at 4am just to secure a sun lounger in a prime location. And, this year, in a bid not to be out done in the inflatables stakes you’re considering your options.

You tried a full size inflatable white shark last year only to feel slightly outdone by a German who upped the sakes by appearing with an inflatable full size humpback whale which was bigger than the pool – only to spend five days hammering away at a foot pump, half a day trying to fit it in the pool and the last day of his holiday trying to get it deflated again, giving up and leaving it under a palm tree to be endlessly photographed by excited Japanese tourists.

But, this year you’re taking no prisoners. This year you’re packing a motorised inflatable sun lounger with duel joystick controls and a built in beverage holder with the intention of motoring around the pool and turning your nose up at everybody.

Billed as the world’s most advanced pool lounger this motorised inflatable supports weights of up to 250 pounds, is powered by two separate shielded propellers and retails at $149.95 from this online outlet. Alas, deck guns and mine sweeping equipment are not included.