If you are getting a little fed up with your prayers going unanswered then perhaps you need this curious Submissive Jesus taking prayer answering head, then again, perhaps you don’t.
I must admit, when I first saw this I thought it was a prank item, but it is actually a commercial product measuring eight inches in height which will answer your prayers with any one of a hundred possible answers.
However, in order to get him to answer your prayers you will have to twist his crown of thorns.
This absurd item retails at $29.99 and can be obtained via this site which, coincidentally, also stocks an equally absurd Jesus Saves moneybox.
Interestingly, the site offers a video of Submissive Jesus in action that doesn’t appear to work.
Divine intervention, perhaps? You decide.
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