Get Your Prayers Answered with Submissive Jesus

If you are getting a little fed up with your prayers going unanswered then perhaps you need this curious Submissive Jesus taking prayer answering head, then again, perhaps you don’t.

I must admit, when I first saw this I thought it was a prank item, but it is actually a commercial product measuring eight inches in height which will answer your prayers with any one of a hundred possible answers.

However, in order to get him to answer your prayers you will have to twist his crown of thorns.

This absurd item retails at $29.99 and can be obtained via this site which, coincidentally, also stocks an equally absurd Jesus Saves moneybox.

Interestingly, the site offers a video of Submissive Jesus in action that doesn’t appear to work.

Divine intervention, perhaps? You decide.