One of the many basic laws of psychology is that on the one occasion you have called home to advise that you’re having to stay at the office and work late you then get home later in the evening to find that you have an argument on your hands.
Why?
Because you don’t smell of smoke and alcohol and, therefore, paranoia sets in for, as far as your partner is concerned, if you have been ‘working late’ and you don’t reek of tobacco and alcohol then where exactly have you been? (The idea that you have truly been working late seems wholly incredulous, it seems, just when it actually happens to be the case). Life, eh?
Fear not, however, as thanks to this Whiskey Tobacco Cologne Spray you can arrive home late in the evening assured of the fact that your partner will suspect nothing more than that you’ve been in a bar with your work colleagues for the last few hours and, in that, they are happy in the knowledge that the ‘working late’ excuse is nothing more than the usual harmless white lie.
Of course, it would help if you could add a little authenticity to the proceedings by tripping up the stairs, telling the cat that you love it and then giving your partner a bowl of Kitty-Meat before putting them outside for the night – all whilst feeling assured that you have given their inherent paranoia nothing to feed on and that all is well with the world.
The Whiskey Tobacco Cologne Spray costs $18.99 and can be obtained via this site along with other delightful scents such as Play-Doh and subtle, haunting and quite irresistant aroma of fresh Sawdust.
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