The Revenge CD

As the saying goes: Don’t get mad – get even. And, if you’ve ever wanted to teach your next-door neighbour a lesson having been kept up all night by the pounding of his stereo/TV or non-stop parties/arguments then this Revenge CD may be exactly what you’re looking for.

Packed with twenty of the most annoying sounds this CD will allow you to reap your revenge in style by choosing one of the sound effects on offer – from arguing, drills and, our favourite, a never ending orgasm – popping it in the CD tray, programming it on endless repeat and going out for the evening.

Alternatively you can just recline back on your sofa with a wry grin on your face using the earplugs thoughtfully supplied with the product.

The Revenge CD costs $18.00 and is available from this site (though it must obviously be popular as, at the time of writing, it appears to have sold out).