We’ve all seen those hopelessly optimistic, apparently motivating calendars which are supposed to offer a positive and uplifting message like ‘Nothing is Impossible’ above a suitably beautiful and emotionally stirring picture of perfect sea bird flying across an all too perfect sun kissed sky.
Nauseating aren’t they?
Now you can fight back with the Despair Calendar which is sure to cancel out any flickering feelings of optimism in the workplace with messages that will really serve to bring even the receptionist (her with the painted, perpetual smile that somehow manages to send a shiver down your spine) down to earth with a bump (which is surely reason enough to own one).
Priced at £14.95 (€22.60 / $29.40) you can view further details concerning the Despair Calendar via this link.
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