Bid for Jessica Simpson’s Used Chewing Gum

If you’re a fan of Jessica Simpson and you have no life whatsoever, you may be interested to know that you can now bid to own a piece of gum as chewed by her on the set of Employee of the Month.

At the time of writing the bid is presently standing at $255 with a few days to run and though I really don’t see the point in this, the seller claims that as it is perfectly genuine it will therefore contain Jessica’s DNA – thus, with a touch of cloning, you can own your very own Jessica. And, it has to be said, that whilst $250 for a piece of chewed gum seems rather steep to me, I would not be completely averse to paying the equivalent sum for my own Jessica – would you?

If you have one of those children’s science kits at home it’s time to sterilize those test tubes, get Bunsen burner at the ready and start bidding via this Ebay page.