The Bonsai Potato Starter Kit

If you need a new hobby and but are not patient enough to cultivate a real Bonsai Tree then this could be the answer as this Bonsai Potato Kit includes all you need to get started in the fascinating world of Bonsai Potatoes – except the actual potato itself.

Requiring zero maintenance, the average Bonsai Potato takes only 4 to 6 weeks to grow – unlike Bonsai Trees, which take forever and a day – so you’ll see results fast and, before you know it, you’ll not only be the talk of the neighbourhood but you’ll suddenly and inexplicably become irresistible to the opposite sex. Don’t believe us? Just ask Tom Cruise, as rumour has it that he and Katie Holmes would never have met were it not for their mutual interest in Bonsai Potato Cultivation.

The Bonsai Potato Starter Kit costs only £14.75, plus the price of a potato of your choosing, and can be obtained from this site.