The Dead Rubber Duck

Following on from the rather Gothic and wholly macabre Nightmare Dolls previously featured in TFTS, the last thing any self respecting Goth wants in their bath tub as they celebrate their annual scrub-up is a bright yellow rubber duck with a big, leering grin across its beak.

After all something as cheery as a regular rubber duck could seriously interfere with your thoughts about death and destruction as it floats through the bubbles (admittedly, the use of bubble bath is a little extravagant for a Goth, but, hell, it’s but a small pleasure in a dark and unforgiving world). There is light at the end of the tunnel, however as, entering stage left we have the Dead Rubber Duck, available from Amazon via this link for a mere $2.99.

Available in black (why, of course) and with X’s for eyes it will no doubt serve to keep you in the generally bad mood to which you have become accustomed lest you smile and your makeup cracks occasioning complete structural failure of your face.