The Pregnant Lady Keychain

As regular frequenters of TFTS will know we like to take a break from the tech wizardry and gadgetry every so often and share with you some of the more curious and frankly bizarre items we’ve come across during our relentless quest to find material for you, our esteemed readers.

And, in order to bring you this post, we have circumvented the globe at least three times, fought Siberian tigers, swum the Nile (five entire lengths – without water wings) and wrestled the relatively unknown man-eating giant millipede who resides on the dark side of the Moon. We also listened to a few seconds of a Britney Spears song before we came to the conclusion that even TFTS isn’t worth that level of sacrifice.

And, when we come up with something as bizarre as this, who amongst you could possibly think we are prone to exaggeration?

The Pregnant Lady Keychain has to be the most tasteless item we’ve come across so far and quite why anyone would actually wish in their right mind to part with money for this item is completely beyond us. But it gets worse. Would you believe that if you compress the five inch torso hard enough the baby actually pops out? Whether it’ll then shriek its head off for a few years, suddenly come back drunk one night and then cost you a fortune in higher education fees is another matter.

You can purchase the Pregnant Lady Keychain from this site for $4.95.