The Coffin with a Panic Button
I don’t know about you, but I would prefer not to be buried alive and so it is nice to know that if a doctor’s slight misdiagnosis results in me being buried in error then, thanks to a chap by the name of Vitaly Malyukov, all I have to do is press a panic button in my Alarm Coffin which should, in theory, result in me being dug up and let loose again.
It would be nice, however, if tea and coffee making facilities were also included and perhaps a DVD player and a selection of titles with which I could while away the hours as I wait to be pulled back to the surface. And, come to think about it, a torch would also prove rather helpful as would a cylinder of oxygen. After all, having woken and pressed the alarm, it would be awfully inconvenient to then go and die of suffocation – the wife would be furious.
No product website as of yet, and no word on pricing either.
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This sounds like something out of a horror movie.
Rose, I wake up and look at my reflection every morning – and they say everything is relative. :-)