His & Hers Insult Tape

Sometimes it has to be said that words are just not enough and, if your partner or a friend has really done something to hack you off, and you really want to let them know, this Insult Tape could be the perfect solution.

The Insult Tape comes in his and her varieties – each with a series well aimed insults – and is perfect for containing an area or partitioning it off until a much deserved apology is forthcoming (as, naturally, you are completely blameless).

Each set, costing £9.99, contains a total of three rolls, each of which are imprinted with a single insult – thus allowing you to skillfully chose the perfect tape, and therefore the perfect insult, for the moment.

You can purchase the Insult Tape via these links – For Him, For Her. Just don’t blame me if they fail to see the funny side.