Beef Bandages and Bacon Air Fresheners

As regular readers will know, we at TFTS Towers, as well as detailing the latest hot gadgets and up and coming designs also like to throw the odd post your way that serves to highlight some of the most bizarre items we have come across in our trawl for daily news and, in our relentless pursuit of the curious, it must be said that this item has undoubtedly slotted in at the very top of our oddball charts.

Quite why anyone would want to cover any wounds with a bandage resembling a T-bone steak is, however, quite beyond me – but this is now possible thanks to this Beef Bandage Assortment. And, if you think this is way left of center then read on, because things get a lot stranger than this.

The Beef Bandage Assortment consists of thirteen adhesive bandages in two sizes (three large and ten small) which are manufactured from latex free vinyl and are designed to resemble T-bone steaks, though quite how cool you’ll look with a T-bone stuck on your elbow or cheek is quite another matter.

And, if dressing your wound with a T-bone steak doesn’t exactly appeal to you, then why not try the Bacon Strips Bandages instead for that little extra street credibility?

No? What about a Bacon Air Freshener then?

You can purchase these wholly bizarre products from the Achie McPhee website and, whilst you are there, its worth looking around as some of the other items available make these look positively mundane - how about an acupuncture pig model, for example, or an incredibly bad taste smoking baby?