The Worlds Most Expensive Self-Pleasuring Device

We have previously featured the world’s most expensive cell phone and even the world’s most expensive house but this is a little different – and its one aimed squarely at the ladies or, I suppose, to certain men of a particular leaning – in that it’s the world’s most expensive self pleasuring device – aka vibrator.

Needless to say, this is not your run of the mill sex toy, by any standards, as not only does it look more like some curious over-sized baked bean (how very erotic) but it is also coated in 18 carat gold and presented in a rather marvelous luxury box.

And, whilst we are covering this subject, I though I’d share a few other curious devices of a similar nature with you (as it is genuinely mind boggling what is actually out there).

Weighing in at 5 ounces and measuring three inches in length, the Lelo Golden Vibrator has been produced by the Swedish company Lelo with pure pleasure in mind.

Presented in a custom made, and reassuringly discrete wooden presentation box the device is cited as being splash proof (make of that what you will) and lockable – so as to stop it from suddenly firing up whilst you are passing through airport security.

This device can be purchased from this site. Be advised, however, that the price comes in at a “mere” $1500 USD.

Interestingly, whilst searching around for another other images of this particular device (to no avail) I happened across some other rather curious devices of the same ilk that I though I’d share with you and, of these, one of the most curious is the Talking Vibrator.

Known as the Talking Head Vibrator, this device can be programmed with either downloadable come on lines from charming characters such as Bergen the German Mountain Man, Tony (gets tough) and Wild Will (oh dear) or the device can be hooked up to your computer via a USB connection to allow you to download pretty much whatever you want by way of accompaniment as this device does its thing.

The Talking Head Vibrator comes complete with 64MB of Ram (seriously) , the aforementioned USB port, an internal microphone (to recored your own fantasies) and a pair of headphones. It sounds more like an MP3 player – though no word on whether it has a playlist organizer or a shuffle function.

Incidentally, any ladies out there who have one of these may be interested to know that I am more than happy to record messages for your device (conversation about the weather and suchlike) for a very reasonable $150 per second (there’s no accusing me of being cheap).

You can gain further details about this device, which will set you back $169.95, via the official website. (Be warned, however, that the backing music that plays is VERY annoying).

Finally, just as I was thinking that my wise crack about an MP3 vibrator was probably a little wide of the mark I happened upon this device. In truth I suppose that I really ought not to be that surprised as virtually everything has been created to hook up to an iPod these days.

The OhMiBod, apart from having a name that ranks it as a serious contender for the “Most Stupidly Named Gadget” award, plugs into your iPod and will vibrate in sync with your favourite music. It also comes with an additional multi-speed end cap for use without an iPod as well as a velvet privacy pouch and a 5 foot “freedom cord” (no doubt feeing you up to complete the ironing).

If you do not have an iPod you may be interested to know that the device works with most MP3 players as well as laptops and (according to the site) even electric guitars – am I missing something here.

The OhMiBod costs $69 and you can purchase this device from the official website via this link.