The Grundy Y-Fronts Wearable Personal Safe

If you are concerned about personal safety and want to take measures to protect your processions whilst walking around in unknown or suspect locations then these extremely bizarre Y-Fronts may be exactly what you’re looking for. After all, if you are attacked it would require an attacker with a particularly strong stomach to investigate these frankly vile undergarments for hidden treasures.

Let’s just hope that you don’t meet the lady of your dreams whilst wearing these as these heavily pre-stained pants have to be the ultimate passion killer.

Available for a mere $9.00 USD these passion killers feature a Velcro sealed hidden compartment in the front which, depending on what you store in there, could make you appear to be particularly well endowed (I was thinking as a digital camera, perhaps).

And, whilst I can wholly understand that whatever you store in these pants is probably in the safest place in the universe (who is going to want to explore these for goodies) I do wonder how easy it is to gain access to the items stored in these pants when required without looking like a complete letch. Yes you would like to buy that, but first if the sales assistant could excuse you for a second whilst you have a quick rummage around to get the money.

Points for the idea – a clear 10

Points for credibility – a big fat 0

Alternative uses spring to mind. Let’s assume that you were a little drunk last night and you woke up with a stranger in your bed and you are wondering how best to break the news to her that, really, you don’t want to see her again. Just leave a pair of these out on the kitchen working surface and you’ll be sorted with the minimum of upset or fuss. Sorted.

Interested? You can view the official site here.